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This tee features a chemically unhinged zombie scientist who’s clearly one bad day and two beakers away from finally losing what’s left of his sanity. Lightning’s cracking, toxic fumes are rising, and he’s laughing like someone who definitely shouldn’t be trusted with science—or emotions. The neon green glow screams “I haven’t slept in days but at least my mental instability is aesthetic.” Perfect for anyone who’s a little broken, a little brilliant, and a whole lot chemically imbalanced.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Women’s basic softstyle t-shirt
$25.00
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 ½ | 31-34 |
| M | 26 | 35-38 |
| L | 27 | 39-41 |
| XL | 28 | 42-45 |
| 2XL | 28 ½ | 46-48 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 64.8 | 78.7-86.4 |
| M | 66 | 89-96.5 |
| L | 68.6 | 99-104.1 |
| XL | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 |
| 2XL | 72.4 | 116.8-122 |
