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This isn’t John Denver’s country road — this is the astral highway straight into the unknown.
Your shirt tells the story of a lone drifter who stepped out of his beat-up truck and found himself caught in a cosmic beam, ripped from Earth by something older, darker, and far less forgiving than the open road.
Under a glowing UFO hovering like a silent judge over the night sky, our zombie wanderer is lifted into the green abyss — halfway dead, fully doomed, and headed somewhere no GPS has ever mapped.
The neon lettering pays tribute to Denver’s timeless anthem, but this version rewrites the chorus:
“Take me home… not to West Virginia —
but to whatever planet is calling my soul through the void.”
A fusion of country nostalgia, horror grit, and extraterrestrial outlaw energy, this Death Gear Clothing graphic is built for riders, rebels, and anyone who knows the road doesn’t end at the horizon — it just keeps going into the stars.
Wear it if you’re ready to trade dirt roads for astral roads.
Wear it if home… ain’t on this planet anymore.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Take me home Unisex classic tee
$30.00
Your shirt tells the story of a lone drifter who stepped out of his beat-up truck and found himself caught in a cosmic beam, ripped from Earth by something older, darker, and far less forgiving than the open road.
Under a glowing UFO hovering like a silent judge over the night sky, our zombie wanderer is lifted into the green abyss — halfway dead, fully doomed, and headed somewhere no GPS has ever mapped.
The neon lettering pays tribute to Denver’s timeless anthem, but this version rewrites the chorus:
“Take me home… not to West Virginia —
but to whatever planet is calling my soul through the void.”
A fusion of country nostalgia, horror grit, and extraterrestrial outlaw energy, this Death Gear Clothing graphic is built for riders, rebels, and anyone who knows the road doesn’t end at the horizon — it just keeps going into the stars.
Wear it if you’re ready to trade dirt roads for astral roads.
Wear it if home… ain’t on this planet anymore.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
