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Cheap therapy Unisex classic tee

$17.00
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This tee is made for the girls who don’t need therapy—just a full tank and an empty road. Featuring a fearless female rider laughing her way through life on a teal supersport, this design proves one thing: adrenaline problems are a lot cheaper than emotional ones. With her hair flying, throttle pinned, and that “I’m done with everybody’s nonsense” smile, she rides like bills, breakups, and bad decisions can’t catch her.

Perfect for stunt queens, speed junkies, and women who’d rather redline than overthink, this tee brings humor, horsepower, and straight-up outlaw energy to your wardrobe.

Death Gear Clothing
For women who ride fast, laugh louder, and heal at 150 mph.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾

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